A pair of frisky Kansans are facing criminal charges after they allegedly swiped some K-Y Jelly from a Walmart and actually began trysting inside the big box retailer, cops report.
The X-rated encounter Sunday evening resulted in the arrest of Julian Call, 22, and Tina Gianakon, 35, on theft and lewd and lascivious behavior charges, according to the Hutchinson Police Department.
Witnesses told officers that the couple was openly fondling each other in full view of fellow Walmart shoppers (which resulted in the lewd and lascivious charges). Additionally, the pair was accused of shoplifting the sexual lubricant and other items.
Municipal Court complaints filed against Call and Gianakon accuse them of engaging “in sexual intercourse or sodomy with any person or animal with knowledge or reasonable anticipation that the participants are being viewed by another.”
This has been totally overblown but what the hell they're in Kansas. They were charged with shoplifting but they hadn't left the store so how do the authorities no they weren't intending on paying for the lubricant? My theory is that they were just trying out the K-Y Jelly before buying it. Hey it was Sunday and I'm sure there was product sampling throughout the store. Okay maybe not the lubricant but it should have been.
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