Lindsay Lohan must be the most selfish narcissist in America

How does Lindsay Lohan get away with it? Does being rich and famous allow you to get away with lying, stealing, drunkenness and belligerence?

Just this week we find out that Lindsay Lohan:

• has been accused of trashing Dame Elizabeth Taylor's dressing room trailer;
• has been barred from a storied Hollywood hotel for failing to pay more than $46 000 in bills; and
• has been accused of stealing about $6,400 worth of property from the home of millionaire Sam Magid after Lindsay had been a house guest.

She has quite the rap sheet. She is on probation for a 2007 conviction for driving under the influence. Since then she has also been convicted of shoplifting and is on probation for that offense as well. She was sent to jail several times for violating the terms of her probation. But she hewed to a strict regimen of counseling and community service at the county morgue. In March, a judge ended her probation in the DUI case and reduced the shoplifting probation to unsupervised status.

She can no longer get meaningful work and threats of jail time has no impact on her. She is the epitome of white trash.