Tuesday, June 26, 2012

Women's tennis will soon have a Grunt-o-meter

In an effort to address the sport's most overheated and overrated controversy, the Women's Tennis Association is introducing some sort of preposterous grunt-o-meter.

Expect to see soon the development of a handheld device noise —for umpires to objectively measure on-court grunting levels. As well there will be a new rule setting acceptable and non-acceptable noise levels based on acoustical data gathering and analysis.

No comments:

Post a Comment