Friday, August 31, 2012

Man facing charges after family fight over baked not fried chicken

CRISPY BAKED CHICKEN

Dinner time at one home got out of hand when the man of the house decided that he didn’t like what was served.

It was probably not just the baked rather than fried chicken that set George Rhome off. “He’s usually an easygoing guy,” says Rhome’s mother, Carolyn Rhome.

The dispute started in the kitchen of a home on Morgantown Street in Point Marion. Rhome’s daughter-in-law was cooking dinner. “They didn’t do it right and George got mad,” Rhome’s girlfriend, Anna Jaggi says. Rome’s mother says he was unhappy beginning with the peas and corn. “It started over the vegetables because they usually put them in a bowl in the microwave,” Carolyn says.

After the chicken was served, Rhome cried foul. “I think he was already mad about something. He said the chicken was dry,” Carolyn says.

This is when matters got physical. “She picked up a chair and threw it at him and that’s what made him mad because she hit him,” Carolyn says. The food fight spilled from the kitchen to the sidewalk drawing neighbors and police.

Rhome was arrested and so were Jason and Dottie Jaggi, Rhome’s son and daughter-in-law.

I'd kill for smoked ribs, but fried chicken? I don't think so.

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This was not Clint Eastwood's finest moment

What was with Clint Eastwood on Thursday night in Tampa? If he was supposed to be praising Mitt Romney he missed the mark. He mostly argued with an empty stool. It was so awkward. After talking to an imaginary Obama, he gave Romney a wishy washy endorsement. This was the GOP's secret weapon?


College football players returns fumbled punt the wrong direction

To add the fun, the opposing players chase him down and actually tackle him. Wouldn't you want him to bring all the way down field? The play was eventually called off by the refs because you can’t advance a fumbled punt.


Flashback Friday - Peter, Paul and Mary














What's on celebrity cell phones week (NSFW)


Blakr Lively's phone

Thursday, August 30, 2012

Lindsay Lohan must be the most selfish narcissist in America


How does Lindsay Lohan get away with it? Does being rich and famous allow you to get away with lying, stealing, drunkenness and belligerence?

Just this week we find out that Lindsay Lohan:
  • has been accused of trashing Dame Elizabeth Taylor's dressing room trailer;
  • has been barred from a storied Hollywood hotel for failing to pay more than $46 000 in bills; and
  • has been accused of stealing about $6,400 worth of property from the home of millionaire Sam Magid after Lindsay had been a house guest.
She has quite the rap sheet. She is on probation for a 2007 conviction for driving under the influence. Since then she has also been convicted of shoplifting and is on probation for that offense as well. She was sent to jail several times for violating the terms of her probation. But she hewed to a strict regimen of counseling and community service at the county morgue. In March, a judge ended her probation in the DUI case and reduced the shoplifting probation to unsupervised status.

She can no longer get meaningful work and threats of jail time has no impact on her. She is the epitome of white trash.

Krista Ford's advice on how to prevent rapes: Stop dressing like whores


Rob Ford’s niece and former Lingerie Football player, Krista Ford, has generated a lot of negative attention online after dispensing advice to women on how not to get sexually assaulted.

Following a press conference by the Toronto Police Service to warn women about a string of recent sex assaults downtown, Ms. Ford tweeted:

“Stay alert, walk tall, carry mace, take self-defence classes & don’t dress like a whore. #DontBeAVictim #StreetSmart”

The comment caused a firestorm and she quickly tweet an apology on Thursday afternoon.

“I didn’t mean to cause such an alarm and I apologize if I did. I just want women to be safe.”
Not dressing "like a whore" is also pretty suspect advice for preventing sexual violence against women. In fact, a Toronto police officer drew widespread condemnations last year when he told a group of York University students that not dressing "like sluts" was one way to prevent sexual assault. That led to the "Slut Walk" in Toronto which spread to other cities.

This is coming from a woman who dressed in lingerie to get men to watch her play football. She has to be as stupid and insensitive as her high profile dad and uncle.

No date again on Saturday night



Mark David Chapman would prefer to stay in prison if paroled


John Lennon's killer, Mark David Chapman, would "probably stay right where I'm at" in prison even he were released, he told the New York State Board of Parole during an interview to determine if he should be granted parole.

Chapman was denied parole on Aug. 23 for the seventh time.

Chapman, 57, pleaded guilty to second degree murder and was sentenced to 20 years to life for gunning down the Beatle outside of his Manhattan apartment complex on Dec. 8, 1980.

"I'm so bonded that I could probably assure you that, if released, I'd probably stay right where I'm at," Chapman said. "You know, once you stand on a rock for 20 years and feel the waves on you and you don't go anywhere because you're on a rock, you don't want to move."

He credited God with changing him from "Mr. Psychopath" to someone the cares about others.

Chapman said he committed the "cold-blooded" crime "simply because [Lennon was] the most famous person I knew of."

Looking back, Chapman said he deeply regrets the crime, calling it "a very selfish act" and "absolutely not worth it." Despite Chapman's regret, the parole board denied his request for parole.

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What baseball player would you least want to collide with...Prince Fielder right?

What's on celebrity cell phones week (NSFW)

Vanessa Hudgens' phone

Wednesday, August 29, 2012

Maybe try this again with different shades of gray



It's just a rumour

There have been rumours flying around that John Travolta is gay but I just don't buy it. After all he's married to Kelly Preston and has 3 children. Wait a minute that doesn't look like Kelly Preston?


Argument over Blue Jays pitching woes lead to death


A bar stool dispute that began with a disagreement about pitching on the Toronto Blue Jays, escalated tragically, say police, ending in the death of a Calgary family man.

Police have released more details about the death of Brian Ludwig, 41, identified as the victim of an alcohol-fuelled incident early Sunday morning outside Swigs Pub and Grill, 11213 30th Street S.W.

Witnesses say Ludwig suffered a “sucker punch” to the back of the head when a fight broke out in the parking lot, sending the six-foot-three contractor to hospital, where he was later pronounced dead.

An autopsy determined the cause of death was blunt force trauma.

If I was insensitive I would say something like the Blue Jays pitching has been so bad it's killing me too but I won't.

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Missing woman joins search party for herself


A search and rescue operation was underway near Iceland's Eldgjá canyon last Saturday when a woman did not return to her tour bus. Turns out, the woman had in fact returned to the tour bus and had actually helped try to find, um, herself. According to Iceland Review Online, "Before reentering the bus after the stop at Eldgjá, the woman had changed her clothes and freshened up, resulting in the other passengers not recognizing her… She didn’t recognize the description of herself and 'had no idea that she was missing,'" said the area's police chief.

They should have started be searching the bathroom. That's where I always find my wife.

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What's on celebrity cell phones week

Christina Hendricks

Job opening for Executioner, no experience necessary


Sri Lanka's Prison Department today will begin conducting interviews to select an executioner among over 150 prospective candidates.

The interviews will be held at the main Welikada Prison by a three-member panel, the Prisons Department said.

The Department looks to fill two posts - the hangman and an assistant- out of 178 eligible candidates selected from the vast number of applications the department received for the posts.

Sri Lanka judiciary imposes capital punishment but has not implemented the death penalty since 1976.

The government reinstated the death penalty in 2004 for murder, rape and drug trafficking following the murder of a high court judge.

Since 2000 there are 1,164 death row inmates languishing in jails waiting for execution or a final decision for commutation for execution. Some prisoners on death row at the moment have served over 15 years while waiting for their sentences to be carried out.

There are currently 357 people are in the death row in Sri Lanka's prisons.

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Hump day hottie


Shakira

Tuesday, August 28, 2012

Talk about a wet dream

f278a  1345174367488 1345174367488 r Drowned woman back to life

Alyson Bair was having a nightmare that she was drowning. When she woke up, she was actually drowning.

"I thought I was dreaming, but then I realized I wasn't and I was scared," Bair told ABCNews.com, recalling the night she woke up in the river outside her home in early August. "It was deep and I couldn't touch anywhere and I was getting tired. I had to keep turning around and floating on my back."

She was eventually able to crawl onto a river bank and take cover until someone found her in the morning.

Bair, 31, is a wife and mother of two who lives in Burley, Idaho. She loves photographing her family, camping, reading and bowling. But she is also battling a mysterious nightmare and sleep walking problem that has terrified her and her family.

"It's definitely scary and it worries me," she said. "I haven't tried to drive or anything yet, but it just scares me what I could do. We've locked up all my medicines and made sure that our guns are locked up. Everything I could harm myself with is put away because I don't know what I'm going to do when I'm sleeping."

Two weeks after the near-drowning, Bair suffered a similar episode.

On Aug. 20, her husband Cody Bair, 34, woke up around 1 a.m. to use the bathroom and everything was normal. At 2 a.m., one of the couple's two children woke him up and needed attention. At that point, he noticed that his wife was not in bed and that the sliding glass door that leads outside was open, according to a police report.

Around 7:30 a.m., Bair was found on the riverbank about a quarter of a mile from home, according to police. She was wet and suffering from hypothermia. She was taken to the hospital and subsequently released.

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45 years of Maple Leafs frustration: 2006-07

Coming off their disappointing season the Maple Leafs once retooled by dipping into the free agent market. They added Pavel Kubina, Michael Peca, and Hal Gill to go along with new Goalie Andrew Raycroft. The trade has to be one of the worst in Maple Leaf history (#10 on my list of worst trades) and put GM John Ferguson Jr. into a hole that he was never able to dig himself out of. Raycroft set a team record with 37 wins but had a mediocre 2.99 GAA and .894 SAV%.

For most of the first three months the Maple Leafs played mediocre hockey, as they headed into the New Year with a 17-17-6 record. In January the Leafs started playing better despite losing Peca for the season with a knee injury. The Leafs actually stayed in playoff contention until the very end of the season as they held destiny in their own hands in the final week playing the New York Islanders and Montreal Canadiens in the final two games. However, a 5-2 loss to the Islanders put the Leafs on the brink as they needed a win over the Habs and an Islanders loss to get in. Led by three assists from Mats Sundin the Leafs would do their part beating the Canadiens 6-5 to knock their long time rivals out of contention. However, the Islanders would win their final game of the season against the Devils. New Jersey who had started Martin Brodeur in 18 straight games sat him out in the final game of the season. The Islanders took the last playoff spot form the Leafs who finished 40-31-11 out of the playoffs by one point.

Ironically, as the Leafs stumbled from one goalie to another, the 2006-07 season saw they draft an unknown goalie from Manitoba in the 3rd round. He was James Reimer.


Countdown to the NHL lockout: 18 days


Today's proposal from the owners to the players is leaking out. It appears to be a 50:50 split on revenue which is considerable movement from the first proposal. It's a six-year collective-bargaining proposal that would phase in a reduction of their share of league revenues from 57% to a 50-50 split by the fourth year. That has the owners moving half way between the current split (57%) and the split in the owner's first proposal (43%). Will it be enough?

According to details provided to USA TODAY Sports, the plan calls for fixed dollars in the first three seasons that would put players share of revenue at 51.6% in 2012-13, 50.5% in 2013-14 and 49.6% in 2014-15. In the final three years, the players and owners would split revenue 50-50.

The initial NHL proposal had called for an immediate cut of players' share of revenues to 43%.

According to the NHL's calculations, under its proposal, players would receive an 11% decrease in the first year, an 8.5% decrease in the second and a 5.5% decrease in the third.

The NHL proposal calls for a fixed salary cap of $58 million next season and then caps of $60 million and $62 million. Under the plan, the league projected a fourth-year salary cap of $64.2 million, a fifth year at $67.6 million and the final season's cap of $71.1 million.

Last season's salary cap was $64.3 million and the cap was projected to rise to $70.2 million in 2012-13.

The NHL is not asking for any rollback in current contracts, suggesting that the adjustment could be made through changes in contracting practices, increases in league-wide revenue and contributions to player escrow.

Players, as a rule, dislike the NHL's current escrow practice. They have a percentage of money taken out of their paychecks to ensure that players as a group receive no more than their collectively bargained share of revenue.

Although the league has proposed a fix-dollar amount for the first three years, the league's proposal includes a provision for players to receive more if revenue growth exceeds 10%.


Been a while since I posted a cute baby video

Owner of Hitler clothing store surprised by reaction to store's name


Hitler clothing, India, Ahmedabad

The recently-opened retail unit features the German dictator's name in giant white lettering on the front of the store with an accompanying Nazi swastika logo.

Members of the Jewish community in the western Indian state have urged the shop owners to change the name of store, but their demands have so far been ignored.

Shop proprietor Rajesh Shah, who owns 50 per cent of the business, has refused to change the shop's name unless he is compensated for what he has spent on branding and the controversial sign.

'We had put up a cloth banner for over a month saying "Hitler opening shortly", no one objected to the name then,' he told the Times of India.

'Hitler was a nickname given to my business partner Manish Chandani's grandfather because of his strict nature.'

He added: 'Frankly, until the time we applied for the trademark permission, I had only heard that Hitler was a strict man. It was only recently that we read about Hitler on the internet.

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When I backup my computer



Man killed while trying to create Bigfoot sighting


A man dressed in a military-style "ghillie" suit and apparently trying to provoke reports of a Bigfoot sighting in northwest Montana was struck by two cars and killed, authorities said.

The man was standing in the right-hand lane of U.S. Highway 93 south of Kalispell on Sunday night when he was hit by the first car, according to the Montana Highway Patrol. A second car hit the man as he lay in the roadway, authorities said.

Flathead County officials identified the man as Randy Lee Tenley, 44, of Kalispell. Trooper Jim Schneider said motives were ascertained during interviews with friends, and alcohol may have been a factor but investigators were awaiting tests.

"He was trying to make people think he was Sasquatch so people would call in a Sasquatch sighting," Schneider told the Daily Inter Lake on Monday. "You can't make it up. I haven't seen or heard of anything like this before. Obviously, his suit made it difficult for people to see him."

Ghillie suits are a type of full-body clothing made to resemble heavy foliage and used to camouflage military snipers.

There are people running around Montana telling everyone that they ran over Sasquatch. So the government releases this story that it was some army dude in a camouflage suit. Which do you think the public will buy? Bigfoot of course.

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Kid develops fear of all transportation while on vacation


So what's worse than a fear of flying?

Well a British boy trapped overseas by a sudden flying phobia claims he's now terrified of all types of transportation.

Joe Thompson, 11, had hoped to return home by a two-week land, sea or train trip but remains stranded in the UAE desert with his father after his condition worsened.

His father Tony has been forced to find a job in the Gulf while his worried mother waits at home in Somerset, UK, visiting the pair on holidays.

Joe made headlines after developing a sudden and irrational fear of flying more than seven weeks ago.

The latest setback came at the weekend after Joe and his father tried leaving Al Ain in the UAE Joe suffered massive panic attacks and hyperventilated in the driveway, with his symptoms even worse than his previous four failed attempts to board a plane in recent weeks.

I think I would sedate him and stuff him into a plane home before he come to. Or better yet leave him with a Bedouin family.

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School asks deaf 3-year old to change his name because of school weapons policy


Hunter Spanjer says his name with a certain special hand gesture, but at just three and a half years old, he may have to change it.

"He's deaf, and his name sign, they say, is a violation of their weapons policy," explained Hunter's father, Brian Spanjer.

Grand Island's "Weapons in Schools" Board Policy 8470 forbids "any instrument...that looks like a weapon," But a three year-old's hands?

"Anybody that I have talked to thinks this is absolutely ridiculous. This is not threatening in any way," said Hunter's grandmother Janet Logue.

"It's a symbol. It's an actual sign, a registered sign, through S.E.E.," Brian Spanjer said.

S.E.E. stands for Signing Exact English, Hunter's sign language. Hunter's name gesture is modified with crossed-fingers to show it is uniquely his own.

"We are working with the parents to come to the best solution we can for the child," said Jack Sheard, Grand Island Public Schools spokesperson.

That's just about all GIPS officials will say for now.

Meantime, Hunter's parents say that by Monday, lawyers from the National Association of the Deaf are likely to weigh in for Hunter's right to sign his own name.

Despite whatever rules and regulations may exist, some Grand Islanders we spoke with said they don't think it's right to make a three year-old change the way he says his name.

"It's his name. It's not like he's going to bring a gun to school when he's three years old," commented Dana Schwieger.

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What's on celebrity cell phones week


Ashley Greene's phone

Monday, August 27, 2012

Slow news day



Woman has condition that causes her to have up to 100 orgasms a day


Some people fake them, others ache for them but for one woman, the big 'O' is the bane of her life... as she has to endure up to 100 orgasms a day.

Kim Ramsey, 44, has a medical condition which makes her feel constantly aroused.

Even the slightest pelvic movement - on a train, in a car, doing domestic chores - can trigger a climax, but the sheer volume has left her tired, in pain and unable to have a normal relationship.

Doctors believe the incurable syndrome was caused by an accident in 2001 when she fell down some stairs.
This may have led to a Tarlov cyst on her spine, at the point where a woman's orgasm originates.

Ms Ramsey said she now finds it hard to go about her daily life as she is worried she will not be able to control the sexual arousal.

She said she no longer feels like she has control over her own body: 'Imagine feeling aroused for no reason other than you got up that day.

'I've even had one in public. I was travelling home on the train and it was a bit of a bumpy ride.

'Every jerk of the train or vibration made me more aroused and it was a 40-minute journey so there was nothing I could do.

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Visit Times Square and see an old-fashion crutch fight

As bad as the Jays are, the Astros are worse

What's on celebrity cell phones week


Kat Dennings's phone

Saturday, August 25, 2012

Terrorist attack in Mississippi? No just a skunk

Below is a skunk running through a high school football game in Mississippi and setting up shop under the bleachers. The screams definitely indicate panic. Skunks get no love.


What's colour?



Neil Armstrong first man on the moon

Video of the week

It's an election year to political gaffes are going to snowball. Singer Taylor Ferrera has written on song to help identify what Todd Akin refers to as legitimate rape. The lyrics are below.

2012 has been a lost season for the Blue Jays


It would be hard to say that the Jays took a step forward in 2012 with so many injuries. Even with the return of Jose Bautista and Brandon Morrow, there are still 13 players on the disabled list. There was a point that the players on the disabled list if healthy could have easily beated the active roster players. It was that bad.

So the team that might be on the verge of competing never really had any meaningful games. By the end of the July, John Farrell was just trying to get through another disappointing season. Alex Anthopolous has taken a second run at rebuilding the bullpen. The rebuild over the off season was a bust but the current bullpen looks much better. The starting rotation looked shaky going into the season but as starter began to go under the knife it has become obvious that the Jays need to pick up some decent arms for next season if they are to break out from the basement.

The only good thing about all the injuries is that we have had a good look at some future Jays. Some of it has been promising and some not so much. Here is how I see it.

David Cooper - Some people tell me that Cooper is another Lyle Overbay because he is a doubles hitter with little home run power. However, Overbay was an excellent fielder and Cooper is not. He does not bring enough to the table when compared to other AL first basemen. I would rather stick with what we have at first.

Adeiny Hechavarria - This kid is as smooth as silk in the field but his hitting is no where near major league calibre. He was hitting .312 in Los Vegas but just .179 in Toronto. He may be plan A for 2nd base in 2012 but I hope their is a plan B.

Anthony Gose - Not many major leaguers are faster but you can't steal bases if you don't get on. He was striking out almost one time for every 2 at bats. His strike out rate was pretty high in Vegas too. Like Hechavarria he may be in the lineup next season because of his glove but let's hope that hitting improves.

Moises Sierra - He looks to be a pretty good hitter. Certainly doesn't appear to be overwhelmed by major league pitching. Showed a fair amount of power in Vegas. He is a possibility as a spare outfielder but I see him playing another year in the minors unless Gose needs more seasoning.

Yan Gomes - His versatility could land him a job as a bench player. He can play catcher, 1st, 3rd and the outfield. At .165 his hitting needs to be better but his average in Vegas was .336.


Friday, August 24, 2012

45 years of Maple Leafs frustration: 2005-06

The 2004-05 season was lost to the lockout. Coming out of the lost season, the Maple Leafs, who were one of the oldest teams at the end of the 2003-04 season, were even older and not any better, as the new salary cap tied their hands from being able to really make any key improvements. In typical fashion, Maple Leaf management totally misread how the labour disruption would play out and did not have contingency plans in the event a salary cap became a reality.

The Leafs had a large number of large contracts including Mats Sundin ($6.8 million), Ed Belfour ($4.6 million) and Bryan McCabe ($3.5 million) which pushed them close to the $39 million cap. As result the Leafs were unable to retain Alexander Mogilny, Brian Leetch, Gary Roberts, and Joe Nieuwendyk, badly weakening the team. It could have been worse. Prior to the lockout the Leafs had Owen Nolan under contract. Nolan a clause in his contract from his San Jose days that stated if the 2004–05 NHL season was canceled, then he would gain a player option for an additional year in 2005–06. With the new NHL salary cap, the Maple Leafs deemed Nolan's salary too high, and refuse to recognize Nolan as under contract. Nolan argued that the option was valid, that he would play, and be paid, for the Toronto Maple Leafs, and that he deserved to be paid during the 2004–2005 NHL lockout due to injury. The Maple Leafs, who deemed Nolan as healthy just after the lockout, claimed that the injury was incurred off the ice and refused to pay Nolan's desired US$12 million. The case went to an arbitrator. This case was settled in late 2006.

Teams were allowed a one time buyout of contracts to reduce payroll without a cap penalty. As a result between contracts that were expired and buyouts there were a tremendous number of free agents. Unfortunately the Leafs were only able to sign older players in their decline. One player that was added was Eric Lindros who, once was touted to be the next big superstar, but with several injuries had become average at best. Other free agents were Mariusz Czerkawski, Jason Allison and Alexander Khavanov. In addition, the Leafs picked up Jeff O'Neill in a trade with Carolina. O'Neill had three 30-goal season with Carolina but in the season prior to the lockout, his production had dropped to 14 goals. For many of the new Leafs, the post-lockout crack down on obstruction seriously impacted on their impacted on their effectiveness.

The Leafs started the season on the wrong foot as they were beaten by the Ottawa Senators 3-2 in the first shoot out in NHL history. After a mediocre October the Leafs played well through most of November and December, as they entered the New Year with a record of 22-14-3.
However, in January the Maple Leafs would unravel enduring an eight game losing streak as Goalie Ed Belfour struggled badly. Heading into the Olympic Break the Leafs continued their poor play as they slipped down the Eastern Conference Standings and found themselves in danger of missing the playoffs.

During the Olympics in Torinio Maple Leafs Coach Pat Quinn already taking heat for the Leafs struggles led an unimpressive Canadian team that would not even play for a medal. When the season resumed the Leafs continued to fall as Lindros spent much of the second half on the injured list, as did Ed Belfour who became the second winningest goalie of all-time during the season was eventually benched with a 3.29 GAA and a .892 save percentage. Back up Mikael Tellqvist would not fair much better then Belfour as the Leafs held a 32-32-6 record on March 25th needing to almost run the table in April to have a shot at the playoffs.

After Belfour and Tellqvist each struggled the Leafs called up Jean-Sebastien Aubin hoping that he could give them the goaltending they needed to finish the season strong. Aubin did better than anyone could have imagined posting a 9-2 record with both losses coming after regulation as the Leafs posted a strong 9-1-2 record over their last 12 games to finish with a record of 41-33-8, but it was not enough as they missed the playoff by just two points. It would also not be enough to save Pat Quinn's job as he was fired as Coach (he had lost the GM job prior to the lockout) and replaced by Paul Maurice. During the off-season the Leafs also went after goaltending help acquiring Andrew Raycroft from the Boston Bruins for highly touted prospect Tuukka Rask (#10 on my list of worst trades).


NYPD release film of shootout with Empire State Building shooter

Yet another shooting tragedy involving innocent victims this summer. But remember guns do not kill people. It's the people who keep putting guns in the hands of deranged people who are the murderers. Yes I know people will argue that most of the injured were shot by police. I'm not just talking about Jeffrey Johnson.

What's with all this vibrator action?

Woman reads a book while sitting on a vibrator.







Man arrested with a vibrator up his butt.

A 30-year-old woman, who was sitting at the corner of University and Marion Street, called 911 after seeing a man pull up in a car in front of her. Minutes later, officers near University Avenue were told by a dispatcher to look out for "a white male in a red pickup performing oral sex on a white dildo."

Cars behind the man had been honking their horns, trying to get him to move, the woman added. Plus, there were kids around, she said. Police responding to the call noticed a red pickup on University near Wheeler Street, several blocks west of Snelling Avenue.

After pulling over Brian Wutschke, 45, of Farmington, police searched the interior of his truck and found a sex toy under a flannel shirt. They also noted several pairs of women's panties strewn around the interior, including hanging from the rear-view mirror and the gear shift.

When they performed a pat-down search of the man and reached "the waistline area," officers could feel something vibrating. The man then informed them he also had a sex toy inserted inside him.

"That one's kind of unique. They'll be talking about this one for a while," said police watch commander Eric Anderson. The officers drove Wutschke to the jail, hearing the sex toy still vibrating on the plastic seats of their squad car. Sheriff officials at the jail removed it as they were booking him, but as of late Wednesday nobody was comfortable turning it off. They'll just let the batteries run out.

Flashback Friday - Duran Duran














Inept robber needed help escaping from shop



A foolproof disguise and a meticulously planned getaway would rate highly on any armed robber’s to-do list. But such thoughts were clearly a long way from the mind of bungling raider James Allan. Allan’s catalogue of errors began when he selected Martin's newsagent in Northcourt Road, Abingdon, Oxfordshire, as his target.

Not only did staff know him as a regular customer, he had also robbed the place 10 days before this comically-bad attempt on March 2. Things went from bad to worse when Allan, clutching a toy gun and £134.98 taken from the till, inexplicably whipped off his balaclava in full view of the cameras before failing to grasp the concept of a one-way door.

Frustrated at the door’s inability to yield as he pushed instead of pulled, Allan kicked out at a glass panel and toppled backwards, sending a display of drinks bottles skidding across the floor. The 28-year-old was eventually let out of the shop by manager Angela Croke, who had had the toy gun pointed at her.

Allan was picked up by police on the same road three hours later with the balaclava stuffed in his pocket. He burst into tears when put in the back of the patrol car and told officers: “I’m sorry, it’s not fair on them – are they all right?”.

Countdown to the NHL lockout: 22 days


Back in 2005, the agreement reached between the owners and players saw the players' salaries cut by 24%. Since that time the salary cap which was originally set at $39 million has risen over 80%. Now part of that increase reflects a rise in the Canadian dollars since the cap is based on league revenue in US dollars. As result player salaries have risen above the pre-lockout levels. Below are the top 15 salaries and all will be making $8 million in the coming season. Well at least under the expiring collective agreement. Because most of these contracts are front-loaded the cap hit would be lower but these are the actually numbers on the paychecks.

Looking back to 2003-04, the top NHL salaries were Peter Forsberg and Jaromir Jagr at $11,000,000 and the top 15 earners made $8,500,000 or more. Of course revenues have also gone up over the past 7 years. The NHL's offer to the players would reduce salaries once again by 24% bringing them back to 2005-06 levels. However, what the NHLPA has pointed out reducing salaries has not really helped the small market teams. It sure has made the big market teams more profitable. So the players propose that the richer teams redistribute some of their revenue to the unprofitable teams which is why talks are at an impasse. The owners want the burden to be solely on the backs of the players.

These negotiations are anything but a balanced playing field - all the leverage is with the owners. They can afford to shut the league down for a long time if necessary. The players cannot. The players warn that the game will be damaged by another lockout. The owners know that won't happen because it didn't happen in 2004-05.



Player Pos Team Age Length Amount

1. Weber, Shea » D NAS 27 14 $14,000,000
2. Richards, Brad » F NYR 32 9 $12,000,000
3. Myers, Tyler » D BUF 22 7 $12,000,000
4. Parise, Zach » F MIN 28 13 $12,000,000
5. Suter, Ryan » D MIN 27 13 $12,000,000
6. Kovalchuk, Ilya » F NJD 29 15 $11,000,000
7. Lecavalier, Vincent » F TBL 32 11 $10,000,000
8. Malkin, Evgeni » F PIT 26 5 $9,000,000
9. Ovechkin, Alex » F WAS 26 13 $9,000,000
10. Staal, Eric » F CAR 27 7 $8,500,000
11. Richards, Mike » F LAK 27 12 $8,400,000
12. Spezza, Jason » F OTT 29 7 $8,000,000
13. Keith, Duncan » D CHI 29 13 $8,000,000
14. Ehrhoff, Christian » D BUF 30 10 $8,000,000
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Thursday, August 23, 2012

Quality of TV today



What's the fuss about Lori Douglas, Canada's naked judge

In September 2010 when Lori Douglas, the Associate Chief Justice of the Manitoba Court of Queen’s Bench, Family Division, stepped down from her post while the Canadian Judicial Council investigated a complaint filed against her involving her husband, prominent family law lawyer Jack King. The complainant was Alexander Chapman, age 45, originally from Trinidad, who retained Mr. King to act for him in his divorce proceedings in 2002.

The inquiry is examining whether Douglas should lose her job because she failed to disclose the matter of the nude photos posted by her husband on the Internet and solicitation of sex partners when she was appointed a judge in 2005 (Blackmail risk kept Manitoba judge from prior appointment, July 27, 2012).

She claims her husband acted without her knowledge. Alex Chapman is the name of the man - a black man – who King attempted to enlist to have sex with his wife, and to whom he showed photos of his naked wife.

The inquiry is currently in a break and will resume later in the year. What's interesting is that the photos in question were not exactly a secret within the Manitoba legal community.

In 2005 when Ms Douglas applied to become a judge, she was required to disclose on the form if there was anything in her past that might embarrass the Judiciary. She did apparently have a confidential conversation with Margaret Rose Jamieson, executive director of appointments with the the Federal Judicial Affairs Commission (JAC) from 2003 to 2009. Margaret Jamieson, now retired, said she recalls Douglas told her at the time about photos “that may have been provided to someone or posted on the Internet.”

Although Manitoba Chief Justice Marc Monnin had opposed Douglas's appointment due to the possible risk of embarrassment and blackmail, he withdrew his opposition in 2005 under the assumption that the photos “had been destroyed and the matter wouldn't resurface.”

Martin Freedman, Manitoba Appeal Court Judge and head of the Judicial Advisory Committee (JAC) in 2005, said that he had heard a few years earlier that photos of the naked Lori Douglas had been posted online, and heard about the sex solicitation, but apparently the original concerns of embarrassment and blackmail had ceased to be, and Douglas was made a judge in 2005.

It appears the selection process itself was conducted in a secretive manner, with no official form completed by Lori Douglas on which she declares potentially embarrassing events from her past, such as the photos online and the sex solicitation. It was only on the belief of certain officials of the JAC, rather than on the existence of potentially damaging material and events, that the final decision was made.

I’m sure most people would agree. Once something is posted to the Internet it can never be guaranteed that it will disappear completely. And it is this that makes the decision to allow Lori Douglas to become a judge at all seem naive, or uncaring of the implications of such secrets having to be kept. In the case of the Lori Douglas, it appears that the Judiciary didn’t disapprove of her sex life at least until it became public.

There are those who believe a person's personal sex life is nobody's business, even a judge. Others feel that such activity can influence their judgment or at least create that perception. We are talking about appearing before a judge whose photos on the Internet depict her nude, with her legs wide open, performing fellatio on a man, urinating on her lawn, or tied up with a dog collar and a chain around her neck.

This a rare case where a judge's personal life becomes public. In most instances we really don't know much about them. Still their job is to push aside their personal views and administer justice. Either you believe in the system or you don't. Yet her claims that she did not know about the activities of her husband may be untrue. This case is fascinating.


Wednesday, August 22, 2012

Stop it dad you're embarrassing me

Countdown to the NHL lockout: 24 days


One of the strangest aspects of the NHL's offer to the players is a 5-year restrictions on contracts. Yet they do not hesitate to sign players to much longer terms with the exception of Brian Burke. Just today the Oilers signed Taylor Hall to a 7-year extension worth $42 million. Wouldn't it have made sense to wait a few weeks to see how the collective agreement negotiations go?

Here are the other long-term deals handed out just this summer:

Shea Weber - 14 years, $110.0 million
Zach Parise - 13 years, $98.0 million
Ryan Suter - 13 years, $98.0 million
Sidney Crosby - 12 years, $104.4 million
Erik Karlsson - 7 years, $45.5 million
Taylor Hall - 7 years, $42.o million
Jeff Skinner - 6 years, 34.35 million
Matt Carle - 6 years, $33.0 million
Scott Hartnell - 6 years, $28.5 million
Jason Garrison - 6 years, $27.6 million
Max Pacioretty - 6 years, $27.0 million
Wayne Simmonds - 6 years, $23.875 million

The majority of these players were not free agents but rather offered long-term extensions. In fact many team it appears like the long-term contracts because it provides some certainty with respect to star players. What the league needs to focus on is front-loaded contract that are in fact designed to circumvent the salary cap.

Sign of the day




Karen Klein, the upstate New York bus monitor who became the face of America's bullying problem when a video of schoolchildren taunting her went viral earlier this year, has launched an anti-bullying foundation she hopes will put an end to it once and for all.

The Karen Klein Anti-Bullying Foundation is an offshoot of the GiveBack Foundation, a public charity that allows people to start their own personal foundation.

To kick things off, Klein seeded the foundation with $100,000 from the Indiegogo fund opened in her name by Canadian Max Sidorov in the aftermath of the bullying incident. That "vacation fund" was able to raise over $700,000 for Klein, the majority of which she used in order to retire from her job as a bus monitor.

One of the foundation's first initiatives will be a music tour called the No Bully Tour 2012.

Man convicted of assault for punching McDonald’s employee because his sundae had hot fudge on the bottom


A Tennessee man who lost his cool after a McDonald's employee handed him a sundae with the hot fudge on the bottom was convicted of assault and could spend up to a year behind bars.

The incident in question occurred in February 2010, when Knoxville resident James Davis Wilson ordered a sundae, expecting the hot fudge to be poured on top.

"The food appeared to be right, but the dessert, it had chocolate on the bottom," Wilson told a jury of his peers at the Knox County Criminal Court earlier this week. "The hot fudge should be on top. It freezes up when you get fudge on the bottom of it. I asked them to redo it."

The store's assistant manager, Brad Skelton, refused, saying Wilson was looking to pay the price of a plain sundae, which costs ten cents less.

An altercation ensued, which ultimately resulted in Wilson punching Skelton in the face. Wilson claimed Skelton used a racial slur and tried to rush him as he headed for the exit.

The jury didn't buy Wilson's self-defense argument and found him guilty of misdemeanor assault and disorderly conduct. He was fined $1,050 and now faces the possibility of spending 364 days in jail.

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I want this cockatiel that whistles The Addams Family theme

Tuesday, August 21, 2012

Hump day hottie

Maria Sharapova

The female reproductive system according to Todd Akin



Dead dad's will orders gay son to marry woman for inheritance

A dear old dad left behind a final, unthinkable request for his gay son: get married — to a woman.

The edict surfaced in the will of Manhattan businessman Frank Mandelbaum, who specified that none of his money should go to any offspring his son Robert might have if he “not be married to the child’s mother within six months of the child’s birth.”

Frank Mandelbaum, 73, died in 2007, and his will prompted Robert Mandelbaum, a Manhattan Criminal Court Judge, to argue in a court battle over the estate that his longtime partner Jonathan O’Donnell is the only “mother” their 16-month-old son, Cooper, knows.

The couple married shortly after Cooper’s birth via a surrogate, entitling the child to a share in a $180,000 trust set aside for Frank Mandelbaum’s three grandkids, Robert declared.

The Manhattan Surrogate’s Court has yet to approve a settlement to ignore Frank Mandelbaum’s demand as discriminatory and against New York law.

The settlement is the only way to solve the dispute over Cooper, Robert Mandelbaum claims in court papers, because the will “imposes a general restraint on marriage by compelling Robert Mandelbaum . . . to enter into a sham marriage” — which he says violates state law supporting marriage equality.

The child’s birth complicated an already sour dispute over the handling of Frank Mandelbaum’s estate, prompting Mandelbaum’s wife, Ann Freeman, to say in court papers that Robert “alleged that he had a son from a homosexual relationship which he believed should be a beneficiary.

These Mandelbaums certainly don't sound as close as the weightlifting Mandelbaums:


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45 years of Maple Leafs frustration: 2003-04

The Maple Leafs continued to be one of the best teams in the Eastern Conference as they were in a 3-way dog fight with the Boston Bruins and Ottawa Senators for first place in the Northeast Division led once again by Mats Sundin who had a 75-point season and Ed Belfour who had 10 shutouts The Maple Leafs would fall one point short of a Division Title with a franchise record 103 points and a 45-24-10-3 record. The Leafs were just one point behind the Bruins who were led by Calder Trophy winner Andrew Raycroft and a point ahead of the Senators. They had the 4th best record in the NHL.

Leaf management was convinced that the team was a Cup contender and hoping to put themselves over the top the Leafs acquired future Hall of Famers Brian Leetch from the New York Rangers and Ron Francis from the Carolina Hurricanes, both of whom were proven playoff tested winners. In just 15 games with the Leafs Leetch would notch 15 points as Francis had 10 in 12 games. The costs of these two players were two prospects and 1st, 2nd and 4th round draft picks. During the offseason the Leafs had also added future Hall of Famer Joe Nieuwendyk who played well when his bad back didn't keep him out of the lineup. A very late addition was retired Calle Johansson who at 36 years old and out of shape couldn't play at this level. However, it showed the desire by management to advance in the playoffs.

In the playoffs the Leafs would first draw provincial rivals, the Ottawa Senators. After dropping Game 1 by a score of 4-2 the Leafs rebounded to win each of the next two games 2-0 as Eddie Belfour stopped a total of 68 shots. After a 4-1 loss in Game 4, the Leafs turned to Belfour again who stopped 21 shots in another 2-0 shutout win. Belfour looked to be heading for another shutout in Game 6, but the Senators rallied to win 2-1 in overtime to a force a 7th game. In Game 7 at the Air Canada Centre the Leafs would jump out to a 3-0 lead and never look back as they advanced to the second round with a 4-1 win.

In the second Round the Leafs would get off to a slow start as they dropped the first two games to the Philadelphia Flyers on the road. With the series shifting to Toronto the Leafs would come roaring back winning the next two to even the series. However in Game 5 their Philadelphia Horror continued as they were blow out 7-2. Needing a win at home to even the series the Leafs rallied with a pair of goals to force overtime in the 3rd Period. However, Jeremy Roenick would end the Leafs season with a goal at 7:39 of overtime to give the Flyers a 3-2 win (below). It would be the last playoff game played by the Maple Leafs for a very long time.

The Maple Leafs were one of the least prepared teams for the lockout that eliminated the 2004-05 season. Their lineup was aging and their payroll was over $60 million, one of the highest in the NHL. They had 5 players earning over $5 million. Over the previous season the team had repeatedly traded draft picks for veterans hoping to advance in the playoffs. Leaf management were gambling/hoping that the owners would fail to introduce an effective salary cap which would have allowed them to continue to stock players through free agency rather than the draft. They failed to recognize the resolve of their fellow owners.




Legitimate Rape is now a song

It's an election year to political gaffes are going to snowball. Singer Taylor Ferrera has written on song to help identify what Todd Akin refers to as legitimate rape. The lyrics are below.



Lyrics:

How can you tell if it's legitimate rape?
I'll tell you how to spot legitimate rape.
You're not sure if you got legitimate raped?
Well here's a little lesson for you.
Tell me if the following things are true:

I was a little drunk
Illegitimate rape!
I knew the rapist well
Illegitimate rape!
My skirt was kinda short
Illegitimate rape!
I'm married to the man
That's a husband's privilege!

How can you tell if it's legitimate rape?
I'll tell you how to spot legitimate rape.
You're not sure if you got legitimate raped?
Well here's a little lesson for you.
Tell me if the following things are true:

I let him take me out.
illegitimate rape!
I said I was 18.
illegitimate rape!
He didn't have consent.
I'm sure your eyes were saying yes.
I'm pregnant from the rape.
Clearly not legitimate!

So now we all know what's legitimate rape.
We all know who to trust to tell us what's rape.
Republicans who've never experienced rape.
They're the ones I want to decide
That I should keep the baby growing inside.
Because abortion's always wrong.
Glad things are so black and white.

Countdown to the NHL lockout: 25 days


When I read about the NHL's opening offer I wasn't too concerned. This isn't the first time where you open up negotiations asking the moon. That way you look like you are making concessions when you finally come back to Earth. The amount of money taken back from the players was huge and the contract limits and free agency restrictions add up to a lot of money out of the players' pockets.

When the NHLPA make a counter proposal I was caught by surprise. It made a lot of sense. The players would give up money if the owners redistributed from wealthy teams to poor teams. Otherwise taking back money really just makes the rich richer. After the last lockout ticket prices really didn't fall much. Owners pocketed any additional profits. The NHLPA proposal was a real good starting point for negotiations.

So when the owners blew off the players' proposal, it became obvious the hockey season will not begin on time. Gary Bettman appears to want to crush the players again and earn himself a nice big raise. The question is at what cost?

Will the players capitulate again? Maybe. That's what Bettman is counting on. Will Donald Fehr make a difference? Can the league afford to lose another season with 3 teams more or less being operated by the league. Last time the fan base did not appear to take a hit. This time the economy is much weaker.

I'm pretty skeptical that the league needs these changes to the collective agreement to help the small market teams. I bought it in 2004 but the changes really didn't help them at all. For teams like the Leafs it reduced operating costs and made them more profitable but at the same time the salary floor still prevents small market teams from being profitable. This is just Bettman's iron fist approach to dealing with the union.

So don't expect any NHL hockey real soon.

High School valedictorian denied diploma for saying hell during graduation speech




A straight-A student has been denied her high school diploma for saying the word "hell" in her valedictory speech. Kaitlin Nootbaar graduated from Oklahoma’s Prague High School back in May of this year and was named valedictorian. In her graduating speech which was inspired by the film Eclipse: The Twilight Saga, she accidentally said the word "hell" instead of "heck"- a move which her father claims has cost her dearly.

"Her quote was, when she first started school she wanted to be a nurse, then a veterinarian and now that she was getting closer to graduation people would ask her what do you want to do and she said ‘How the hell do I know? I’ve changed my mind so many times," David Nootbaar said.

The audience laughed and she was given a round of applause at the end of her speech. But when she went to pick up her high school diploma last week, she was told by the principal she will not get in until she writes a letter of apology.

Her father is furious with the school and said administrators have no legal right to refuse to release the diploma as his daughter was a straight-A student. Kaitlin said she will not write the letter as she believes she didn’t do anything wrong, but she is due to start college in just a few days on a full scholarship.

This story is no surprise to me having dealt with school administrators and bureaucrats in the past. This will be resolved in classic American style - a law suit.

I want this mimicking orangutan


Todd Akin public speaking schedule


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Monday, August 20, 2012

Is Roger Clemens following the path of Jose Canseco by embarrassing himself playing



Roger Clemens has signed a deal with the Sugar Land Skeeters of the Atlantic League of Professional Baseball. Clemens who is 50 years old is following in the foot steps Jose Canseco, another aging star who could not walk away from the game gracefully.

Clemens' reputation took a big hit as a result of steroid use allegations followed by two trials on perjury charges. No doubt Clemens risks damaging his reputation further by playing in a league for semi-pros. Sure Clemens joins a Sugar Land rotation with Scott Kazmir and Tim Redding, and will face a Bridgeport Bluefish lineup that includes Shea Hillenbrand and Joey Gathright. But these other ex-pros do not have 7 Cy Young awards and 2 World Series championships as part of their resumes.

Although Clemens' motivation for returning as a player may be different than Canseco. Perhaps he is contemplating returning next season to pitch in the Majors. It could be to show that he can pitch clean but then he contends he has always pitched clean. Maybe it's to delay his name being placed on the Hall of Fame ballot. He is eligible for consideration next year but if he returns as an active player then it is delayed for five more years. It gives voters more time to forget about the steroid scandals and all that mess.